14 Years & Counting — Anniversary Brunch

Memorial Day · Monday · May 25, 2026

Choose a Restaurant

5 classic American picks · open today · $80–145 for two
🇺🇸 American / classic 💵 Budget: $100–150 for two 📍 Memorial Day Mon

Today's top pick

Moss Beach Distillery — classic American brunch on a Pacific cliff. Crab cake Benedict, Ghost Bloody Marys, fire pits on the patio. Romantic without stuffy. Two people with a cocktail and dessert lands right around $130–145 all-in.

★ The three to actually pick from

#1 · Classic + ocean

Moss Beach Distillery

Moss Beach · ~39 min · 22 mi from 420 Jeter · cliff over the ocean
Today
noon–closeDaily hours
Cuisine
Classic American — seafood, brunch staples
Reserve
OpenTable, book the patio
Address
140 Beach Way, Moss Beach → directions (live ETA)
Prohibition-era roadhouse on a cliff at Fitzgerald Marine Reserve. Heated outdoor patio with fire pits, eggs Benedict, Pacific surf below. OpenTable Top 100 Scenic View in America. Quintessential California romance.
📋 Raw PDF menus (official)

Starters

Coastside Crab Cakes$22.50
Sesame-Crusted Seared Yellowfin Tuna$17.50
Prawn Cocktail$18.50
Crispy Buttermilk Calamari$18
Smoked Salmon Carpaccio$19
Cheesy Garlic Bread (add crab +$11)$15
Beer Battered Artichoke Hearts$15.75
Crispy Chicken Wings$17
Sweet Potato Fries / Garlic Fries$11.50
Buttermilk Onion Rings$12.50

Soups & Salads

Distillery Clam Chowder (cup/bowl)$11 / $14
Signature French Onion Soup$11
Prawn Louie$26
Beet and Mandarin Salad$18
Kale and Quinoa Salad$18
Caesar Salad$14

Pasta

Linguine di Mare$34
Fernando's Linguini Alfredo$34
Wild Mushroom Ravioli$27.75
Pasta Primavera$27.75

From the Sea

Cioppino$36
Pesto-Stuffed Salmon$34.50
Distillery Steamers$32
Seafood Platter$32
Seafood Quesadilla$31
Prawns & Chips$24.75
Dos Fish Tacos$21
Frank's Fish & Chips$21

From the Farm

Char-Grilled Skirt Steak$44
Grilled Pork Chops$30.50
Chicken Marsala$29.50

Burgers & Sandwiches

Distillery Burger$18
Yellowfin Tuna Sandwich$25.50
Chicken Sandwich$18
Impossible Burger$18
Two-person tab estimate: 2 entrees (~$60) + 2 Ghost Bloody Marys (~$30) + shared crab cakes ($22.50) + tax & tip = ~$135–145
★ Woodsy redwood roadhouse

Alice's Restaurant

Skylonda (Skyline + Hwy 84) · ~32 min · 14 mi from 420 Jeter · deep redwoods
Today
8a–8pRegular Mon hours — Memorial Day is huge here
Cuisine
Classic American — big breakfasts, burgers, wood-fired pizza
Reserve
Walk-in (expect a wait — parking lot is the show)
Address
17288 Skyline Blvd, Woodside → directions (live ETA) · (650) 851-0303
THE canonical "let's drive into the woods" answer. Motorcycles + classic cars + mountain bikers cluster in the dirt lot. Outdoor deck under the redwoods, string lights, no pretense. Memorial Day means the parking lot becomes a car/moto show — go for the scene as much as the food.
📋 Full menus (HTML — no PDF published)

Breakfast (served all day)

Mexican Scramble$17.25
Alice's Omelette (avocado, bacon, Swiss)$17.25
Steak & Eggs$21
Buttermilk Pancakes$12.15
Eggs Benedict$16.50
Country fried steak & eggs$19
Breakfast burrito$15
Veggie omelette$15.50

Burgers & sandwiches

Alice's Burger (½ lb, classic)$18
Bacon cheeseburger$20
Patty melt$19
Ortega chili burger$20
BLT / club$15
Veggie burger$16

Wood-fired pizza (lunch)

Margherita$18
Pepperoni$20
BBQ chicken$22
Two-person tab estimate: 2 breakfast plates ($34) + 2 coffees ($8) + tax & tip = ~$60–70 (cheapest top-tier pick)
#2 · Classic + woods

Duarte's Tavern

Pescadero · ~53 min · 33 mi from 420 Jeter · sleepy redwood country
Today
11a–3pRegular Monday hours
Cuisine
1894-era American — soup, seafood, pie
Reserve
Walk-in only · no reservations
Address
202 Stage Rd, Pescadero → directions (live ETA) · (650) 879-0464
133 years old. Wooden booths, locals at the bar, artichokes growing on the farm next door. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. The most American small-town brunch within an hour.
📋 Daily menus (Facebook / Instagram — no PDFs)
"Our to-go menu varies by the day. Please come by to see what's cooking." — prices intentionally not published online.

Appetizers

Shrimp cocktail$$
Deep-fried calamari$$
Chilled artichoke hearts w/ aioli$$

Soups & Salads

Cream of artichoke soup — must-order$$
Cream of green chile soup$$
Vegetable soup$$
Spinach salad$$
Shrimp salad$$
Mixed green salad$$

Old Favorites (entrees)

Pork chops w/ apple sauce$$$
Deep-fried sea scallops$$$
New York steak (12 oz)$$$
Snapper & chips$$
Artichoke omelet$$

Sandwiches (with fries)

Linguica (Portuguese sausage)$$
Fish sandwich$$
French dip$$
Crab sandwich / crab melt$$
Hot beef w/ mashed & gravy$$
Pacific oyster sandwich$$
BLT / Tuna salad / Turkey / Grilled cheese$$
Cheeseburger (1/4 lb)$$

Weekend Specials (Sat & Sun)

Crab cioppino$$$
Hog Island oysters on the half shell$$
Fresh Dungeness crab (14 oz)$$$
Steamed clams / mussels$$
Lamb chops$$$
Fresh fish of the day$$$

Dessert

Olallieberry pie à la mode$$
Two-person tab estimate: 2 cioppinos / scrambles (~$50) + 2 soups ($24) + olallieberry pie ($11) + drinks & tip = ~$115 · cash-friendly, prices not published online
#3 · Classic + harbor

Sam's Chowder House

Half Moon Bay · ~34 min · 19 mi from 420 Jeter · waterfront patio
Today
11:30a–8:30pRegular Mon hours
Cuisine
Classic New England seafood
Reserve
OpenTable available
Address
4210 N Cabrillo Hwy, Half Moon Bay → directions (live ETA)
Big oceanfront patio, the kind of place you actually want a lobster roll on a sunny day. NBC Today Show named the lobster roll one of the top 5 sandwiches in America. Less intimate — more lively — but the ocean is right there.
📋 Raw PDF menus (official)

Chilled Appetizers

Maine Lobster Ceviche$16.95
Ahi Tuna Poke$15.95
Seafood Bruschetta$13.95
Seafood Ceviche$12.95
House Cured Salmon$11.95
Prawn Cocktail$11.95

Hot Appetizers

Steamed Mediterranean Mussels$16.50
Steamed Manila Clams$16.95
Baked Oysters Rockefeller$14.95
Maryland Lump Crab Cake$13.50
Spicy Popcorn Shrimp$12.95
Fried Pacific Oysters$12.00
Fried Calamari$11.95

Signature

Naked Lobster Roll$34.95
Dressed Lobster Roll$34.95

Salads

Sam's Combo Louis (GF)$26.95
Sam's Shrimp Louis (GF)$21.95
House-Smoked King Salmon Salad$21.95
Grilled Prawn Salad$21.95
Baby Kale & Bartlett Pear Salad$11.95
Daylight Farms Beet Salad$11.95
Hearts of Romaine Caesar$9.95
Mixed Field Greens$8.50

Soup

New England Clam Chowder (cup → bread bowl)$6.95+
Two-person tab estimate: 2 lobster rolls ($68) + 2 mimosas ($28) + shared chowder ($19) + tax & tip = ~$145 (right at ceiling)

Closer to home — under-budget options

Closest · ~$60

Buck's of Woodside

Woodside village · ~11 min · 5 mi from 420 Jeter · eccentric American diner
Today
8a–9pOpen daily including holidays
Cuisine
Classic American diner — pancakes, breakfasts, lunch plates, daily specials
Reserve
Walk-in
Address
3062 Woodside Rd, Woodside → directions (live ETA) · (650) 851-8010
Not redwoods — but a true California institution where Hotmail, Netscape, Tesla, and PayPal were born across these tables. Floor-to-ceiling folk art: a Soviet space suit, Shaq's shoe, Statue of Liberty with a sundae. Ranchers next to VCs. Pancakes are legendary.
📋 Menus (Google Drive previews)

Breakfast (all day)

Buck's pancakes$13
Eggs Benedict$16
Country potatoes & eggs$14
Huevos rancheros$15
French toast$13
Granola & yogurt$11
Steak & eggs$22
Vegetable omelette$14

Lunch — Sandwiches & Burgers

Buck's burger (½ lb)$18
Patty melt$17
Tuna melt$16
Reuben$17
Chicken Caesar wrap$15
French dip$17

Salads & Plates

Cobb salad$17
Chicken Caesar$16
Daily quiche$15
Fish & chips$18
Two-person tab estimate: 2 breakfast plates ($28) + 2 coffees ($8) + tax & tip = ~$50–60 (cheapest pick on the list)
Cheapest · ~$80

Half Moon Bay Brewing Co.

Princeton-by-the-Sea · ~34 min · 20 mi from 420 Jeter · harbor patio · brunch menu Sat/Sun only — Monday is lunch menu
Today
11a–8pLunch menu only (no Mon brunch)
Cuisine
Classic American pub — burgers, fish & chips, chowder
Reserve
Walk-in
Address
390 Capistrano Rd, Princeton-by-the-Sea → directions (live ETA)
Casual harborside patio with fire pits. More "let's spend the afternoon" than "anniversary brunch" but if you want low-key with ocean air, this is it. House-brewed beers.
📋 Menus (no PDFs — served via SinglePlatform / Toast)

Starters

Grilled artichokes$16
Calamari$19.50
Ahi Poke$18
Yucatan Ceviche$19
Beer-battered artichoke hearts$15
Garlic cheesy bread$13
Mavericks hummus$12
Parmesan truffle fries$12

Soups & Salads

New England Clam Chowder (cup/bowl/SF sourdough bowl)$11 / $15 / $17
Louie Salad (Prawn / Crab)$22 / $36
Chopped Antipasto Salad$20
Southwest Chicken Salad$20
Chicken Caesar$19
Garden Salad$13

Burgers & Sandwiches

Crab Roll$40
Smoked Monster Burger$24
Spicy Ahi Tuna Sandwich$24
Brew Burger (½ lb Angus)$20
Blackened Fish Sandwich$20
Mavericks Tuna Melt$19
Chicken Sandwich$19

Entrees

Avo's Portuguese Fisherman's Stew$32
Fresh Catch of the Day$33
Crispy Seafood Sampler$28
Seared Ahi Tuna$24
Seafood Pasta$27
Fish & Chips$22
Mussels & Fries$22
Baja Fish Tacos$22
Beer Steamed Clams$22
Two-person tab estimate: 2 entrees ($44) + 2 beers ($18) + tip = ~$80
No drive · ~$110

Salt + Brine

San Carlos · ~8 min · 3 mi from 420 Jeter · modern American · note: weekday-primary (call to confirm Mon Memorial Day status)
Today
Call aheadMemorial Day status varies — primarily weekday biotech-campus restaurant
Cuisine
Modern American — bowls, sandwiches, salads
Reserve
Phone or Yelp
Address
The Alexandria, 835 Industrial Rd, San Carlos → directions (live ETA)
If a Pacific cliff is too much driving, this is the peninsula's best classic-American brunch within 10 minutes — when they're open. Light-filled, quiet, intimate. Built for two.
📋 Raw PDF menus (official)

Breakfast (8a–10:30a)

Avocado Toast (add poached egg +$2)$14
Breakfast Burrito$14
Breakfast Sandwich$14
Protein Waffle$15
Acai Bowl$12
Overnight Oats$12
Matcha Protein Greek Yogurt$12

Lunch — Bowls & Wraps

El Asado bowl$17
Poke bowl$18
Power Bowl$16
W&S Grass-Fed Burger$18
El Cali Cubano Panini$16
Korean Chicken Sandwich$16
Turkey Club$16
Vegano Wrap$14

Salads & Soups

Classic Cobb$16
Winter Bitter Green Harvest$15
Burrata Salad$14
Coastal Romaine & Arugula Caesar$10
Soup of the Day (cup/bowl)$5.50 / $7.50
Two-person tab estimate: 2 entrees (~$48) + 2 cocktails (~$32) + pastry to share (~$10) + tip = ~$110 · Confirm Mon hours by phone before going

🌲 The Hwy 84 loop — anniversary drive option

Instead of picking one spot, drive the loop. Leave 420 Jeter ~9:30am, take Edgewood Rd → Hwy 84 west through the redwoods.

Stop 1 · Alice's at 10am for a late breakfast — Mexican scramble, Buttermilk pancakes, coffee on the deck. Memorial Day parking lot is the bonus show (motorcycles, classic cars).

Continue Hwy 84 west down through the redwoods (~30 min of pure forest road) to Pescadero.

Stop 2 · Duarte's at 11:30am for lunch — cream of artichoke soup, olallieberry pie à la mode.

Return via Hwy 1 → Hwy 92 → 280. ~3.5 hours of driving, two meals, redwoods + coast, total tab ~$170 for two. The actual "let's go drive" anniversary play.

Cut from this list

❌ Navio @ Ritz HMB — $510 for two (over budget)
La Costanera — Peruvian, not American
Eskina — Mexican-American
Left Bank — French brasserie
Donato Enoteca — Italian
Alana's — closed Mon
Angelicas — closed Mon
Timber & Salt — dinner only Mon
Alpine Inn (Zott's, Portola Valley) — closed Mon
Don Quixote's (Felton) — permanently closed
Brookdale Diner — not operating
The Mountain House (Skyline) — dinner only Mon
Bella Vista (Skyline) — closed Mon

If asked to pick one

Book the patio at Moss Beach Distillery for noon. Order the crab cake Benedict or cioppino, the chowder to split, and a Ghost Bloody Mary. Sit by the cliff. Eggs, ocean, fire pit, classic American, $135. Then drive Highway 1 back over the hill — that's the postcard part.

If the cliff feels like a lot, swap to Duarte's at 11am — same classic American spirit at $115 with an 1894 backdrop, woods, and the artichoke soup that put Pescadero on the map.